a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck
Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom
iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels
my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”
and i replied “who is this”
ever wondered what the exact spot you’re sitting in looked like 10,000 years ago
Reid Wiseman is a national treasure.
Jimmy and Julia Roberts face off in “Face Balls”, a brand new game where they throw balls in one another’s face and then watch it in slo-mo after!
The slo-mo camera makes everything better! (via committedfalpal)
You have such a huge fan base and it’s such an interesting show. Do your fans ask you for anything unusual? It being such an unusual show.